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November 25, 2007

Parade

Apparently a Worf action figure was the key to my heart today. It's a little embarrassing. Star Trek, really? But then I was like "they're gonna make Ezri!!!" and it was all sold. Now I can re-enact Worf and Ezri's awkward post-coital imprisonment conversation from "Tacking into the wind" and oh my god someone just snap my neck, please. Right now.

Still sorta drying out. Actually, more drying in: the next two weeks of my job-life are gonna be motherfuckin' complex, Internet. I've got an all-day onsite development meeting on Wednesday; I'm in a project management class on Thursday and Friday; and then all next week, my boys from Mumbai are in the house. After all that's done, December oughta flatline nicely and I can spend the back nine digging my way out of the holes I'm about to fall into, but yeah... it's psychologically challenging, knowing that you're gonna be fucked sideways for work for the imminent foreseeables, and there ain't nothin to be done about it.

So for the last hair's breadth of interim, I'm gonna go see Beowulf with Matty Price in a couple of hours and then go over to Kimba's for some board games. Right now I'm going to try to get another dozen pages of Spyglass done... and yes, there will be a burrito. I'm at the Starbucks right now trying to get the most recent Terra draft read and maybe do a bit of notemaking on Snapdragon. I sheltered at the Snail for a while. It was when I noticed that the air on the second floor was actually calming me down that I thought to myself, "hmmm... this may have gone too far."

Have added a Secret of String page here. Still have not seen this year's One Minute Film & Video Festival, at T+68hrs. As procrastination goes, that's solid.

We're 12 days out from the Compass flick, which is sort of owning me at the mo'. Oh, I do ever so much hope it does not thoroughly suck. Remember: the big betrayal that the Master prophesies for Lyra isn't what happened to Roger, it's what happened to Pan. Because we can betray others all we want, but it's when we betray ourselves that's the stuff that prophecies are written about. I could not have stated that any more awkwardly! But there you go.

Redacted

Nothing to report.

November 23, 2007

We sail at dawn (the world is upside down)

New hoodie with thumbholes = the best ever.

I think the show went really well. In spite of it being a snow year (with a shut down TTC, to boot) there was a solid crowd on the floor. I was nervous as fuck beforehand - nervouser than usual, actually, which was strange. But it all came together. Wrote the script, practiced the script, did the script. Weird being that it was the first year where I'd seen none of the films - and couldn't stand to stick around in the auditorium and actually watch them live, either; needed to pace. And pace I did. After party was better than usual, though, and the big heaping plate of poutine afterwards was even better than that (if troubling). And all my people were with me. So yeah: I'm calling fest '07 a win. Another one for our side.

Hey check this out: Jeff sent me the link and I spun it out, and now it's turning into a nice bit of blogTO comment fodder. Shit like this, you don't even need to spin, you just put it out there and let the moral outrage drag your minor efforts down the gulf stream. I'm still trying to get a major hookup for one of my pieces through another, larger site - it hasn't happened yet (though I got close last week with the lightsaber fight) but when it does, I shall laugh mightily.

It's cold, Internet. Damn cold. Big moon you could cut yourself on. I've got a three day layover before the real shit start next week. Gonna lay low and plot.

November 11, 2007

Have you the brain worms?

The best thing that can happen at a playoff happened today:! The other team didn't show up!! Because they feared us. Default win, wooooooooooo! So Yellow Wall is now aiming firmly for the middle of the standings in next week's final final. And I gotta say... spending a couple of hours this afternoon shooting at Chris and Stacey didn't suck either. (Hmmm... actual soccer practice. Novel idea.) I've said it before and I'll say it again: no matter what else, Wall wins on spirit every single time. Rah.

D-Coc and I went to see No Country For Old Men last night and I found that it was not to my liking. The evening also served as an impromptu celebration of the conclusion of our Secrets movie project, which was hatched on an evening very much like this one back in April. Hopefully y'all are still planning to come to the One Minute Film Festival in 9 days and will understand better what I am talking about at that time.

Teen Girl Squad's party was in full swing when I got home; I woke up again at around 3:00 because my toys were vibrating in time with the sub woofer downstairs. A brief but restive sleep later I bounded out of bed at 7:45 and went for my regular coffee, and ended up making a whole morning thing of it: coffee, crepes, reading Iron Fist and working on Snapdragon. It was sorta pretty much awesome. Oh, I love my little comic book that's not yet a comic book. I really think it's getting somewhere; it has a shape and a flavour and a meaning and at least one line that I think is genuinely, spectacularly funny. I'm doing some last revisions before I start passing it around to readers. And then... yikes! An artist? Could there be art? There could be art. Gotta get a few more pages done on Terra and then I think we could begin to call 2007 The Year I Started Writing Comics.

October 16, 2007

Dealing with things way beyond my maturity level

I'm feeling that. It's all stirred up thick and muckity and I'm just a kid! I don't know from corporate negotiations, bedside text messages, midnight parking arrangements or unlooked-for power brokerages of the personal or the arcane. And I certainly don't understand love. I know from action figures and THAT'S IT. I'm just keeping to myself and being watchful; it's enough. But these times, man. These times.

I'm tending to my garments in the meantime. I'm pleased to say that this winter will not be the last season on earth for my beloved Raiders jacket; the good folk at Wested are going to be re-lining and refurbishing the ratty old thing for an astonishingly small figure of money. At the same time, I'm looking for more hoods; I think I even want a hooded jacket. I came across no less than three hooded items over the weekend and will probably end up buying at least two. Hoods are integral to success.

This Thing Is Bigger Than The Both Of Us: The Secret of String, the longest title I have ever had for anything, will be screening at this year's One Minute Film & Video Festival. It's on November 22nd at the Bloor Cinema. I look to be in Vancouver right up till the morning of the show, but I'll redeye it back if I have to. Attend, won't you?

His Dark Materials is throwing me into near-paroxysms of joy this time through. I haven't read it in - what? - two years? Yeah I might become like Christopher Lee for Rings and just read this annually; I am just so freaking happy as I turn every single page. And making connections and asking questions and writing things down. I love this part of the story, where all the random characters just sort of ball up together, totally unaware that about seven hundred pages from now they're all going to save the world. Just think, the people currently collecting around you like lint might be your Scooby gang for the next apocalypse. Wild, huh? Except no one ever knows it at the time. Nobody ever says "the eight or nine of us right here, who didn't know each other from nobody ten minutes ago, we're gong to save the world." Well, since the only downside is that I might be wrong, I'm putting it out there: me and mine? We're going to save the world. Why not?

October 9, 2007

Love will tear us apart

"He grabbed me and said, 'YOU DO NOT HUG A COP!!' And I just thought, 'what a sad rule.'" - Seth Rogen

There, now you won't be able to get "Love will tear us apart" out of your head any more than I've been able to. That fucking thing has been playing intermittently in my mind since the seventh of September. Does that seem fair to you? Well, it is awesome. I finally knuckled to the Costanza pressure and bought a whole bunch of Joy Division from the iTunes music store. Did it legal, cuz I'm no asshole. And yet, I self-identify as "pirate." Clearly, something is amiss.

So what happened today: FUCK ALL!! Well no actually plenty happened, I had a fairly solid object lesson in how and why I do not want to go back to the mental space at work that I occupied prior to TIFF, and I think I did a pretty good job of wrestling out of that. But more important is the yesterday factor, wherein we shot the exteriors (and some of the interiors) for VCR 9. I scheduled the shoot for the Thanksgiving weekend because I wanted a bleak, cold, near-apocalyptic look. What did I get? 31 degrees and full sunshine, the hottest October 8 in the history of the world. How's that for being born under a bad star.

But anyways, the shooting was fruitful. We even... well, we went somewhere that we could technically have gotten in trouble for but we got our shots and got the hell out. I now have enough of the skeleton to actually start editing the thing, and I can spend the next few months picking up the other elements. Only one frame of the 9 feels week to me; I might come up with something better, and that "something better" might involve finger puppets, if I can find a way to tie those same puppets into the theme. We'll see.

I was totally going to drop myself on the couch and watch a couple of French flicks tonight, but the gorramned bloody film festival from hell is invading my DVD player yet again. Next apartment: no sharing. Sharing is wrong and causes cancer. There, I bet you didn't know that before you came here today. Tederick.com is all about the learning.

October 1, 2007

Vespertilio

If I want to stop dating, I need to stop flirting.

[key learning!]

A good weekend but a hard one. My whole body hurts, from activities I would not have immediately described as physically strenuous. I mean I guess going to an all-night arts festival and walking from Queen and Dufferin to Yonge and Bay, and back again, is strenuous, but you hardly notice it at the time. Hey, a one-armed guy swallowed fire for me, and I met someone whose name is actually Fedora. I'm not complaining. Unless you ask Stacey, in which case I am apparently complaining a lot.

My handful of "hosting" deals for the One Minute Film Fest screening at the Rhino went pretty well; I also got an on-the-street review of Leap as it was happening because, of course, the throng that had gathered on the sidewalk had no idea I was sitting right there when they started picking apart my film. I also did "Don't I know you from somewhere?" on an actual person. See above re: no flirting.

On the whole my evening was done in by approaching it the wrong way: too much destination-based planning, not enough floating around seeing shit. You can't travel during this thing, and I spent most of my night trying to travel. Next year it's not about start points, end points, and meeting points; it's about a place to start, and a time to get home. Artistic!

I've got a solid week of team/departmental meetings ahead and I think this is my last kick at the can with the writing for a little while... I'm about to start issue 4 of Snapdragon. Jesus, the sun isn't even up yet... but by way of another key learning, there's something to be said for having your day job be the second thing you do in a given day. Changes the priority / mental state somewhat. All those people who get up and go jogging, Nate-style, probably already know this. I am in the slow class.

September 25, 2007

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

I finished the second issue of Snapdragon this morning and went straight into the third. I am fucking loving this. I should note, for purposes of self-aggrandization if nothing else, that I really started this with no overall plan. I found the story, though, and I'm really liking it. Plus, like that first bike ride of the season, it just feels good to be stretching my legs again - which works well with the fact that I am back into my yoga practice twice weekly, after a six week hiatus. I also had what had to have been my final warm summer night bike ride tonight, because Toronto was 32 goddamned degrees today. It won't last. It won't even last 12 more hours. We're going into the hole.

This would be an outstanding opportunity to re-pimp this Saturday's Nuit Blanche screening of the One Minute Film & Video Festival, years 1-4. It's at the Rhino in Parkdale and I believe the ball drops (for the first time of many) at 7:03. I will be popping up occasionally, whack-a-mole style, to introduce, blather, and generally make merry. I have yet to write anything for it. So it might be a "2005 show" as opposed to a "2006 show."

Right now I'm hiding from that selfsame film festival at the Starbucks at Yonge and Bloor; my dinner plans for tonight promptly evaporated but my living room is under siege by festival submissions, and I didn't particularly feature sitting round doing nothing. So instead, I am sitting round doing nothing somewhere else. It's a fine distinction but I like to think I'm the master. And two days in, I must say, I feel positively unchained. Everything's in its proper box right now: life is making sense, for the first time in longer than I'd care to remember. So that's a good. It's an interesting thing, love without expectation.

September 2, 2007

Due diligence

So as I've known for a few months now but somehow didn't quite trigger the "do something about this" part of my brain until people started asking me about it, the One Minute Film & Video Festival is participating in this year's Nuit Blanche with an all-night screening of the first four years of the festival. Which means - yes - you the people will have yet another opportunity to see my three one minute films, Sensitivity, Leap, and E-Watchamacallit Un-amation, a.k.a. my three most perversely successful films ever. What a life these three fuckers have had. Sensitivity has played five festivals worldwide, Leap has played eight festivals worldwide, and E-watch... well, that runty little bastard ain't played nowhere but it's my favourite. Like how you love the retarded kid the most.

Nuit Blanche is happening on the 29th of this month, all night long. And thank Jebus I'm at least tangentially involved, because it will mean no excuses for missing it like last time.

Meanwhile, keep a weather eye on blogTO for the various TIFF 07 coverage in which I shall be participating. And I hopped back to Tn'O this morning to write about Red Tent Sisters, which just opened on the Danforth. There, I've just told you about every cool thing I've got going on.

December 2, 2006

Holy moly I'm in a movie! Which isn't too unusual now that I think about it.

This is what I get for not reading my own press clippings: the folks over at Bookshorts made a little video about the One Minute Film Festival screening, and have posted it to the world wide interweb. Some good interview footage of me and The Dault, and a couple clips of the monologue. Too bad it's so long, they coulda slung it into next year's festival.

November 29, 2006

Finnegan begin again

The good news is, I still don't like anchovies.

The bad news is: I have retired from my active duties on the One Minute Film & Video Festival. The cat's sort of pretty much already out of the bag on that one, so this is just basically the official confirmation for anyone who was not yet in the know. What does this mean for you, the consumer? Very little. Someone else will be running the web site, someone else will be running the show, and hopefully everything otherwise will remain visibly unchanged. I'm still available to the continuing organizers to transition things out. And I'm feeling really good about the whole thing. The 2006 show was just so tremendously, rewardingly successful, so I really feel like I'm going out on a high note here. It would have completely sucked to leave the fest after '05 which was, to put it mildly, not my finest hour in this three and a half year adventure (for reasons that are entirely related to my disastrous personal life and my professional tasks on that year's show, and nothing to do with the rest of the staff or with the films themselves). But now it really feels like 1MFVF has passed from being a newbie indie wannabe sort of a thing, into being a genuine minor marker of the cultural landscape around here. So that's what I'm happy about: '06 got me excited about the possibilities of the festival again. And if that sounds like a contradictory state in which to be leaving said festival behind, then please try to recall: this festival was created to empower lapsed filmmakers to get off their ass and get new stuff made and shown. And I can tell you on a personal and professional level that I cannot wait to find out what the theme for next year is going to be, because I will be first in line with a one-minute movie to show.

November 23, 2006

You know my name.

Well, pretty much... best show ever.

I don't think that could have gone better. As One Minute Film Festivals go, in fact, I'd say that was as good as it gets. I'm still a bit drunk from the after party (and also, generally, the GLORY), so who knows, but yeah, I don't think it's possible to be more satisfied with a show than I am with that one. No technical problems. No irritating weirdnesses of a personal or professional nature. Good teamwork, good filmmakers, good audience, good ticket sales, good shirt sales, good overall vibe and goodwill. And the monologue? Killed. Went off better on stage than it ever did in any rehearsal. No stuttering, no dropping key talk points, no nothin'. For five straight minutes I was on the perfect wave, man. It was that perfect slice of snow. Sweet P.

And people were so nice. Stunning quantities of applause/cheering between films. Enthusiasm about the show like we've never had before, about the variety and the quality and the amazingness of the story itself and the fact that this film festival exists at all. And when I went into the theatre at halftime, folks (strangers, mind you) actually freakin' swarmed me to tell me how much they were enjoying it. That has never happened before. Met a bunch of moviesTO fans, met a bunch of completely new people, met my parents and brother... at last!... met a tremendous number of really cool filmmakers who totally dug the vibe and made it really, really fun. Yeah, don't think that could have gone over better on any terms.

I feel like the James Bond of technical directors.

The after-party was terrific, too, great space at the Central, great vibe generally... man I'm sort of overwhelmed and in awe about the whole thing right now. Mer, Amy, Anthea... can't say enough about the entire thing or the dedicated nights-and-weekends teamwork that got us here. No matter what ever happened to get to this point or what happens after, we can say "this one thing was exactly, prismatically perfect." Fucking tremendous. What a show!

November 22, 2006

Things I spilled on myself today

  • A medium Coke, with ice, in its entirety right into my lap at lunch today, while wearing the jeans I was planning to wear tomorrow night
  • An ounce of scotch this evening, onto my green One Minute Film Festival t-shirt.

I am officially going to have to host the show completely naked. I rather like the idea. Like my father always said, if you're gonna make a mistake, make it a big one!

(Wait. That wasn't my father.)

November 20, 2006

The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude.

I don't want to gloat too much about the tower of gladness and light that is my day job, but good lord in heaven, it's been awesome lately. The other day we had a bubble gum chewing contest. Today one of my vendors took my team out for a steak lunch. And on Friday? There were flying monkeys. Actual flying slingshot monkey toys that scream when you send them launching across a bank of cubicles. An aerial flotilla of shrieking kamikaze monkey plush. Flying. Monkeys. And sure, work too. But monkeys!

I had a notion that I wanted Big Fuckin' Hellboy to come in and stand on top of my cabinet, lording over the entire office space. But as loyal readers will recall, Big Fuckin' Hellboy broke his back a few years ago, and that makes him a bit... "dainty." So I bought a Medium Sized Fuckin' Hellboy to take into work instead. And I think him quite good.

So anyways, Friday was cool with the flying monkeys and yesterday was our last soccer game of the year and I took a tremendously satisfying full-body tumble onto my back. My body needed a decent pounding of earth, and hadn't had one this season, so it was nice to get it in for the last game. But otherwise, the weekend's work on the 1MFVF reel handed me my ass. We have a new Destroyer of Worlds - no longer Demetre - and while the show reel for Wednesday night is now in pretty decent shape (and I've already sold $150 worth of advance tickets, how cool am I!), the nightmares of 2004 will not go away. I know something is going to break. I know it.

November 18, 2006

Get yer tickets!

Advance tickets for this year's One Minute Film & Video Festival have gone on sale at Queen Video (480 Bloor Street West, NOT the one on actual Queen Street). They're $8 a pop and from what I'm told they're ever so pretty. Support my life! The (greatest) festival (ever) is just five days away!

So I get to spend the weekend lost in the process of creating a mini-DV reel and listening to The Two Towers complete score and King Kong commentary. It's a PJ sorta vibe.

Addendum: There's always one who thinks he can add ten seconds of credits after his minute has played out and I won't notice or do anything about it. He underestimates my pernicious nature.

October 12, 2006

This is your film festival

This week I got a new rejection letter for the rejection letter file, but I also got an acceptance letter for Sensitivity, which got nominated in the Narrative category at TheOneMinutes, a one-minute film festival in Belgium. That's right: my shit has played Belgium now. Perhaps I will win fabulous Belgian prizes! (Can they be anything other than chocolate?) I play all the cool countries: Pakistan, the UAE, and now Belgium. And Gimli Manitoba. Gimli!

Programming the One Minute Film Festival always smacks of a kind of hubris, or at least, taking too long a peek behind the curtain. It's uncomfortable being on both sides of the divide - sending dozens of DVDs out to festivals all around the world every year, and also receiving hundreds of DVDs from all around the world every year, each bearing the ubiquitous release forms and press kits and every other thing I stuff into every submission I send. Every time something goes sideways on us selecting films at 1MFVF, I can't help but think of all my little DVDs all around the world going sideways for similar reasons. Tonight, for example, we whittled the list down to the 60 finalists for this year's show, and right in the middle of doing so, the power blew on my block. So we worked by candlelight on a single laptop for about a half an hour, kept on blasting through the list, making rapid programming decisions in the dark. And in my head a voice is screaming: this is how every rejection letter in that file got made. In the middle of a blackout, based on hastily-scrawled handwritten notes, fed on takeout Thai food and Timbits, on a laptop DVD player that doesn't work half the time, on the earliest day of snowfall I've ever seen in my city. How can anyone ever take anything personally, ever? It rots the civilized mind.

August 27, 2006

The only living boy in New York

The word for me these days is "lovelorn." It seems to me that we've lost touch with that word... probably because of how stupid it sounds. But hey: accurate.

Today I found out that I'm not going to be making a one-minute movie this year. I thought I was. I have this thing, 30, stewing on my drive where it's been for over a month. But I'm not going to make that movie any more. Wait, I'm ahead of myself. I went over to Demetre's today and we made his one-minute movie. It went very well I think (and fast!). He came up with a real cracker idea, right on theme, and at one point late in the shoot - when I was called upon to fight my way through a forest of stacked chairs, computer keyboards, fake ferns, newspaper piles, and egg breakfasts, and nobody knew exactly what was going to happen - I realized that this flick was completely in line with my wheelhouse, for all the reasons I spoke of when I made Standoff last month. So that was cool. And just helping get a movie like this made is totally empowering. But it made me feel kind of like a bad daddy for not having finished 30 or even having started on editing Standoff yet, not to mention the fact that Asshole is just sitting on the hot plate waiting for me to start paying attention to it, 8 weeks after I thought I'd have the whole thing wrapped up by the end of the summer.

So I came home and put exactly 45 minutes of work into 30. And it was enough time to realize that I don't really want to make this movie. I guess I was sort of resisting this feeling over the past month, because I thought I was just being lazy. But at the end of the day, it just wasn't a very good idea to begin with. It's visually awkward and not very interesting. Oh, and also just so fucking self-indulgent, as can happen when I try to force a requirement to turn into a concept, instead of the other way around. So that's done. I'm not going to make that movie. Everyone knows the shit I've been through and I don't need to put it on the big screen against a stupid sloppy power ballad to make it make sense. I guess I'll put Growth into contention for the festival instead, even though it'll mean falling bitch to my number one festival pet peeve: people who name their films after the theme. I excuse myself by remembering that it's actually the other way around, and that the theme was named after my film. Or I'll just change the name to Let's Go Get a Taco, and submit it under the name River Tam. Can't hurt.

Yesterday I bought Garden State on DVD and Matty Price and I watched it. I did this because in spite of the fact that I gave it a decidedly mixed review back in 2004, and continue to think that movie has as many flaws as it has highs, there's no denying that it somehow nevertheless worked its way into my personal cultural landscape in the intervening years. Some movies you love because they're great, some movies you love because they came to you at a perfect time, and some movies you love just because for whatever reason, they're a part of your life. Garden State, evidently, became a part of my life and I didn't even know it.

And that kiss. Damn.

July 18, 2006

My movie will not fit on your iPod.

"The future of movies is on iPods," Premiere magazine blithely proclaims after putting Lasseter and Jobs at the top of this year's Power List, the one issue of that rag that I'll reliably buy every year, out of nothing more than sheer inertia. This after a pair of weeks when Pirates of the Caribbean - which would not play worth a rat's puckered asshole on a 2x2 screen - made a born-again believer out of me about the continued, ineffable magnetism of the moviegoing experience for the modern mainstream audience. POTC2, probably more than any other movie since... uh... POTC1?... regardless of what you might think of it as a film, is proof-positive that there is something inherent to the cinematic experience that actually will draw in the crowds if the product appeals to them. There is still (thank goodness) something enhancing about seeing a film like this with a large group of people, rather than on the subway on your iPod or at home on your laptop. After-market sales for home video will always exist, and maybe some kinds of films will slowly wend their way out of the theatrical distribution thoroughfare over time and into more direct-to-viewer mechanisms, but I'm going to stand up and say it out loud: cinematic distribution will stay. For now.

It's strange, though, that I'm backing the continued viability of theatrical cinema - I want to see subculture, and all my other movies, and all of their other movies, on the big screen - and yet I'm involved in a one-minute festival that is probably part-and-parcel aligned with the global trend towards miniaturization of the film experience, and I also do not one but two podcasts, leading the continued fad for downloadable packaged content. I'm even developing at least one short film project that in the back of my mind is specifically designed for non-theatrical distribution venues - YouTube, iPods, etc. Yet in spite of all of this I still tend to turn my head at least once during every movie I see in theatres, to watch the light from the screen play on the faces of the crowd and remind myself that there is a three-dimensionality (not the stupid Superman Returns 3-D) to the moviegoing experience. That it is a play of light on a 2-dimensional screen in a big room full of people, but if you tilt your head forward, it's also a completely engrossing 3-dimensional emotional experience that transcends the reality you inhabit. Maybe the importance of this thing is lost somewhere in there, in the change of angles, in the willingness to be in two places at once, like when I thought the Star Destroyer was actually in the theatre with me when I was two years old. There's a reason they make those screens big. And even my stupid little one-rooom movie about demons arguing with each other won't fit on your bloody iPod. My movie is bigger than you. And so it should be.

July 6, 2006

You can't spell Brangelina without bran

Last night was the first programming meeting for the One Minute Film & Video Festival. I think somehow the word musta got out that the theme for this year's submissions wasn't "growth" at all but rather "stuff with lips." When you think about it, "stuff with lips" makes a pretty good theme. We might use it next year. We'd certainly get a lot of stuff, based on the enthusiasm our filmmakers seem to be displaying this year for movies featuring stuff that does not ordinarily have lips, now having lips. The other unofficial theme was cock. Given the whole "growth" thing, I know we expected a couple of boner movies, but I was sort of surprised by the sheer un-irony of the dudes who sent in films that actually posit, completely straight-faced, their wangs as the most important thing in the universe. I mean, there's being proud of your dick, and then there's serious overestimation of your potency, and then there's declaring the cock to be the most important thing in all creation and giving yours as the best example. Silly, silly erectile tissue.

Now for the good news: I have been coasting on free food for most of the week. It's gorgeous. Every day somebody's been leaving something free in the lunch room at work, and I run once I know it's in there and scarf myself like crazy. Today it was eggs. I guess it's sorta dumb to eat scrambled eggs if you don't know where they came from. But what the fuck, free eggs. Meanwhile, I wore my fireman shirt to work, and damn near got raped by a pregnant woman. An actual pregnant woman who came by my cubicle like a bajillion times during the day just to stare at me and the Etobicoke Fire crest on both of my shoulders. It turns out the ladies in the office dig on the firefolk. Firefolk must get a lot of play. I practically had to pry one of them off me at 4:00, and only got that far by promising to dress as Superman for Hallowe'en. I guess Supes must get a lot of play too.

Now it's time to convene the Council of Two. I've already bought the sandwiches. On the way home from the sandwiches Chris and I basically plotted out the next couple of years of Extreme Steve... and let me tell you something, it will blow your mind. Maybe I can get Laura Martin to do the inks.

Bex wrote to me from Menno camp today, to say that she has given up Judaism and has accepted Jesus Christ as her personal lord and saviour. I was floored. I didn't know she was Jewish.

February 15, 2006

Call for submissions: Growth

After many a mighty delay, the One Minute Film & Video Festival web site finally relaunches this week with the Call for Submissions for 2006: and the theme for the year is growth. Yep, growth - not just the theme, but the title of a movie I've already made. But that's okay, I'll think of something new anyway.

Really, I couldn't be happier with Year 4 so far - Sacha designed a great look and feel for the CfS postcards, inspiring me to do a particularly tip-top design for the site. Well, at least, it's tip-top in my eyes. I didn't really like last year's design.

I'm feeling more involved with the fest than I have for a while, too, and that's giving me some juice.

So, once more, and for the record: we don't care if you've never made a movie before. (Not that we wouldn't be thrilled to bits if you're Peter Jackson.) A measly single minute of time to fill... and we've already given you the subject. Get to work!

January 28, 2006

When Mer starts singing "Thriller," I just GOTS ta dance

Photo by Christian Pena.

January 13, 2006

Girls smell nice.

You know what? This was a damn good week. The holiday blahs finally cleared out on Monday, and everything since then has been up and up. This was helped along considerably by my job finally kind of settling in and fleshing out, which makes it a little less like combat and a little more like work. Which is nice. And as for dropping a cheque in the ATM and then coming home and hitting my credit card debt with a gigantic whackload of fresh earnings... well, maybe to some folk that sounds trivial, but to me, it's about the most satisfying thing in the world. It has indeed been a long winter.

I got home and Amy dropped off the postcards for this year's 1MFVF call for submissions; I'm sufficiently excited about the design to want to spend at least half of my Saturday building the '06 version of the site. So that's cool. And following up on my Obi-Wan dollie rant from last week, I'm off the waiting list and onto the "you're actually gonna get what you want" list. Which is cool.

And for the stupidest thing that occured to me all day: I finally sort of understand why Friday night ended up being date night. After an actual work-filled Mon-Fri 9-5 under flourescent lights and in front of a computer, I just don't have any desire to be at home doing nothing tonight. I was completely spastic and hyper all day. End of the week, that energy boost hits you, and you want to take yourself into the weekend with a bit of grinmaking. (I know, I'm discovering all kinds of things this month that most normal people have known all their lives. What can I say? I sit at the back of the bus.) Add to the fact that girls smell nice, and suddenly, it all makes perfect sense.

Well anyways, I'm outta here.

November 25, 2005

A little something about me

Wow, it's a quarter after three and I haven't even started my day yet. I've got the post-festival hangover and a general inclination to lounge about. I'm leaving in a moment, and have no particular desire to post-op the fest in blog form right now, but I thought I'd tell you a few things about the making of my movie this year, E-Watchamacallit Un-amation.

For whatever reasons that exist only in the mind of the creator, this is pretty much my favourite thing ever. Well, possibly not "ever," because it's not really fair to compare it to something that's, say, more than a minute long. Still, of the surprising glut of extremely-short-format films I've made in the past five years, including the three for the One Minute Film Festival, E-Watch has pretty much been my clear favourite from the moment I came up with it to the moment it hit the big screen last night. I fucking love this thing. Someone said to me a long time ago that a film (among other niceties of story, theme, expression, and craft) should satisfy one's whimsy and psychological eccentricities, and that's exactly what this one does for me, fairly perfectly.

I had been wanting to make an animated 1-minute movie since the 2003 festival, and last year's film, Leap, was intended to be digitally treated, Waking Life-style, as a halfway measure in this regard. The results of that process were unsatisfying, however, so Leap was left as it was shot, and when the "intersections" theme was announced for this year's festival, I began to puzzle out some animated concepts for my 2005 film. One, a moralistic ghost story titled Swept, actually had me all the way through the script and storyboard process and into the initial stages of visual research and animation before I folded it, for possible development a bit further down the road.

It's in fact true that I had been receiving cells from the Ewoks animated series at random intervals throughout 2004; during some pie-in-the-sky blogging back in April, I not only announced my intention to make an animated film out of these meaningless scraps of imagery, but to set the film to Esquivel's "Watchamacallit," a tune I had finally tracked down recently after hearing it used on a Letterman segment back in the '90s. I was largely bullshitting at the time, but when Swept fell apart, Un-amation quickly took over as my main concept, mostly because the combination of that song with an intersected vine/butterfly (the "vinerfly") appealed to me in the most ghastly, down-to-my-roots way. Putting those two "useless" scraps of Star Wars history together into a working, flying vinerfly has a little bit to say about the way serendipitous comings-together of seemingly unrelated elements helps bring out the magic in everyday life, and the way films themselves (and especially Star Wars for me) lets us see the mundane transform into the phenomenal. And suddenly, I have a movie to make that I'm already in love with.

I shot the framing sequences with Mark and I first, and then put in animatics for the scene of the vinerfly's flight. I slowly replaced those animatics with plate photography over the course of the summer. The only thing I didn't get to do with this movie was have a pair of nudists run through the corner of one of the plates; otherwise I gathered the background footage for the vinerfly's flight in and around my neighbourhood. My sister had asked to be in my one-minute movie this year, which was easily acommodated; the Taste of the Danforth gave me some boosted production value with its gigantic, street-consuming crowd. (The little girl who waved at my camera gave me an unexpected, but extremely satisfying, beat.)

Once all the elements were in place and the cut was finalized, I took my Ewoks cells, scanned them at high-res, and manipulated them in Photoshop until I had a workable, 9-frame repetitive animation cycle for the flight pattern. I then simply output this from ImageReady as an animated strip, looped it in Premiere so that I had about 30 seconds of video against a white background, and then drew the material into After Effects, where I composited it over the plates, manipulating shape, size, and brightness and contrast to seat it into the scene appropriately. For a process that I was expecting to take weeks of my time, I got most of the animation done in a single night. I finessed things a few weeks later, and called it a lock.

(I ended up doing the biggest last-minute cheat of my life this week, though, when I was forced to re-record the master tape for the show, and took it as an opportunity to also re-record my dialogue at the head of E-Watch, with which I'd been unsatisfied. I recorded ADR on the fly and ran it into the master five minutes later. The sync is a joke, but "animated" and "butterfly" hit their marks, and that's all that matters.)

And that's that. It's not the longest movie ever and certainly not the most complicated, but it's the first time I've felt like my one-minute movie was up with the best of the other one-minute movies we showed this year. Now all I have to do is figure out what to do next.

November 15, 2005

And on his brow was written that which was CHAOS

I spent yesterday trucking around Toronto with a day pass in my pocket, dropping off the press reels for the festival. This was the first year in which the DVD reel actually worked perfectly on the first try - usually I spend days or even weeks chasing bugs out of the render - which I choose to look at as proof of my changing luck. But then, in my experience there's no such thing as luck, so I 'unno. Still, between all that and dropping my TAC application off, it felt like I was getting something done. And I love strolling around town in my urban camouflage. Makes me feel significant.

Still, it's no pillow fight in Dundas Square. Stupid soccer final! I would much rather have done this. And I could have done it in my newfangled journalistic capacity and been all Important! Dang.

I've got a brand new idea in my secret project which might turn out to be The Idea. If so it'll probably happen before the end of the year. If not, then, well I'm a big ol' cock-tease.

Got about fifty e-mails to sort through, some honest-to-god paying work to chew on, and twin New York daily show appearances by Emma Watson draining into the PVR as I write. Mmm, sweet Hermione porn. (Hmm, that'll make for some mighty fine Google indexing.) Now every time I see a picture of her I slip into my talking-to-cats voice, so I must think she is VERY CUTE! Or possibly very fat.

I'm not yet excited about Potter. But everyone else is...

November 12, 2005

Festival, v3.0

The thing that's been solidly kicking my ass timewise over the past week (and don't even ask me how one filmmaker managed to violate the laws of physics by actually discovering a way to put sound inside video, like the cough syrup centre inside those Vicks lozenges) is of course the One Minute Film & Video Festival, which is screening on November 24th at 7:00 at the Bloor Cinema in Toronto. My latest (and greatest?) film, E-Watchamacallit Un-amation, is screening as part of the programme, which is made up of 64 one-minute films, all dealing with the central theme "intersections."

And this year, we've got advance tickets on sale! Starting in about... 45 minutes actually, at Queen Video at 480 Bloor Street, for $8 each. So please, don't miss your chance to be a part of the third annual 1MFVF, which is generally a hotbed of craziness and fun. I'll even throw in a sly Tederick.com reference in my opening monologue just to make you feel special.