Praise the Lord, but Clark finally gave Lana that long-awaited superfucking.

Thank the CRIPES they finally stopped playing coy and got around to the biz-nasty. If they'd done this two years ago I never would have stopped watching the show. Sure, they're only two episodes into the supersexlife and they've already gone and ruined everything with the old "Clark's secret will get in the way" bulljive, so I'll probably stop watching again momentarily. But boy howdy: Supermorningafter comedy! Half-naked Kreukage! Disapproving Pa Kent glare! Nothing better than that.