Easily falling under the best pieces of junk mail I've ever received, today my inbox was graced with "The G-Spot News." It was bullshit, but man alive there needs to be an actual weekly G-Spot e-mail newsletter. We can call it e-G. It will be a multi-formative weekly survey of G-spot related articles, news items, and minutiae. Headlines like "Alberta Woman Finds G-Spot... in the Yukon!" or "'Litre of Fluid' Myth Debunked; Erotica Writers Furious."

The most interesting thing I learned about G-spots in the vagina book (aside from the fact that mine and theirs are the exact same damn thing) is that there's actually three completely distinct "types" of G-spot tissue formations, which also have an enormous amount of variance between them... so yeah, every single one really is its own perfect little snowflake. 66% of women have the prostatic tissue clustered close to the urethral opening; a smaller number have it concentrated adjacent to the bladder neck, and even fewer women have the tissue diffusely distributed along the whole urethra which makes for a mightily tricky and insensitive G. Sucks to be in the last group, but you can't argue with your parts. Play and be played!