Paraphrased from conversations during Lost last night:

[Sun, Claire and Shannon all on screen at once.]
Me: "They're gonna kill Claire this season and I'm gonna be really upset."
Matty Price: "They're not going to kill Claire. I think they're going to kill Jin."
Me: "They can't kill Jin. He hasn't learned how to speak English and thereby achieved his apotheosis as a human being."

Ten minutes later:

[trailer for upcoming episode of Invasion begins]
Matty Price: "Invasion really sucks."
Me: "Yeah, I'm not watching it any more."
[trailer for upcoming episode continues on screen]
Me: "Wait, are there hot girls on that show?"
Matty Price: "Yeah, the daughter's hot, and that newscaster is really hot."
Me: [picks up remote, presses record]