Thank god this stuff actually happens in the real world and not just in porn. There aren't enough lesbian cheerleaders public sex cat fight news stories... and one can never underestimate the value of having the phrase "lesbian cheerleaders public sex cat fight" as part of your searchable text.

So: as it turns out, if you don't use Flash for two years and then pick it up again, it's fairly hard to remember how the fuck this backwards little program works. I always hated Flash, but now I hate Flash like a girl I ran out on who's come back looking for a little snuggling. Down, Flash!