Today I ate elk. It tasted like venison, which in turn tasted like beef, which itself tastes like meat. Mmm meat.

Honestly, though, I'm not so much behind meat. I just really enjoy making fun of vegetarians. I realize that if I went into my reasoning behind picking on vegetarians in any great depth, I'd probably discover that it's gigantically unfair and based on some innate inadequacy in myself, which is why I don't go into my reasoning behind it at all. I just leave it be. That way I get to keep making fun of vegetarians, and no one gets hurt except They Who Refuse To Dominate.