Here comes Fatty with his sack of shit and all them stupid reindeer
Not surprisingly, we've had more snow in T.O. than I've seen in many a December, but when the chips are down and it's time to really go for it, the temperature creeps above 0, the snow turns to sludge, and the whole planet looks like God took a big diarrhea shit on it. Merry flippin' Christmas!
I'm off to the 'rents for a couple of days, with my unwrapped presents in tow. Must make cheetsa, sleep in the hammock-bed, and watch Frighteners special features till I'm tinselly in the face.