Big fat pimp Kevin Smith announced today that Clerks II will grace us nearly a full month earlier than planned; it's now getting dropped on July 21st to take its never-gonna-be-number-one lumps against the Shyamalan flick. Fine with me, get to see it sooner. In like kind, Evening With Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder is finally being released on August 15. And along the lines of brilliant catch-lines to sequel titles, Smith invited the Askewies to come up with the tag for Clerks II, and here's what they came up with. My very favourite, obviously, is Clerks II: Fuck You!

Meanwhilst, there ist un trailer for Miami Vice that is stylish and excellent, more so than the last time. I love the stilted dialogue. Love it.

You know, if I could just spend the next eight weeks doing nothing but watching movies and getting high, life would be damn near perfect.