My friends, we are winning the war on comment spam here at Tederick.com. WINNING, motherfuckers. I don't even know why you spammers try any more. You will never, ever, ever, ever, EVER get one of your spam comments on my site. Not even for a microsecond. My tools improve by leaps and bounds every time you come up with some paltry new offensive. You don't stand a chance. We are winning. You are losing. Nyah nyah nyah.

Fun things to say on the subway this morning: "Everything was fine, until we got screwed by Jesus and his evil empire of pain." That's right, I put it on Jesus. I refuse to brook troth with any god-figure who is responsible for all the good stuff but ducks out of sight when life becomes annoying. Fuck that! Rise up against your Judeo-Christian oppressors, my friends! The time is now!

I wore my Superman shirt to work today. Today sure as hell was the day to wear this thing. Everybody gets a big grin on their face when they see Superman coming. There is something to be said for the instant iconic identification of Superman. It makes me happy. It makes them happy. It makes me happy to make them happy. I have had some damn good times wearing (and at least once, stripping out of) my Superman shirt.

Also I got a cool green soccer ball for free today and me and my friends spent ten minutes damn near destroying the office by banking it off walls and cubicles and (maybe, just maybe) computer monitors. So I'm pretty happy all-the-way-a-round.