I used "you gotta ease into that shit" again at work today. Like, without irony. It just popped out. Once again my brain seemed to think it was the actual proper response to the situation at hand. This time a pregnant woman banged her knee on her desk and cried out in pain. And I said "you gotta ease into that shit." I think it was even less helpful this time than it was the last time. What the fuck is wrong with me??? Why is that the first thing that pops out of my useless mouth every time someone does something that can least be served by the concept of easing into shit??? Am I functionally retarded or do I have the advice-giving skills of the average Dare cookie?