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Things I'd like to see on TV this year

  • One of the "minority" tribes on Survivor: Racism go completely feral, kidnap Jeff Probst during a tribal council, paint him up Jack Sparrow-styles and serve him toes for dinner
  • Dr. Cameron, naked. Please.
  • Phil Keoghan refuse, on camera, to describe what a Roadblock is
  • Kate and Jack have sweaty, gnarly full-contact sex in the wreckage of the hatch, shortly before Jack strips off his shirt, grabs a torch, and climbs to the top of the mountain where he does battle with the feral tribe from Survivor: Racism
  • Heroes not suck

Posted by tederick on September 20, 2006 at 8:15 PM in 4-8-15-16-23-42 & dr. house & tv

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