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Stun me bacon

I have spent the last ten minutes not writing this post, because I had a really good title for it earlier and now I can't remember what the fuck it was. This is some new level of infuriating. GAHHH!!

Anyhoo. Lost. I was close, right? Not so much a '50s town but a bucolic suburban la-la-wood nonetheless. So I was off by a couple of decades. So what. Did you see that look Kate gave Sawyer? Hells with that, did you see the look I gave Kate's right boob in that dress? Yes you did.

So let's see... like dear Becca, I am now officially going to be (co-)writing a sex column. It's for blogTO and it is as yet nameless. It will be weekly and it will be myself and two others writing it. We may call it T&O (thanks Sameer!). The original idea was to do advice style stuff but now that's looking like a no, so instead it'll be Toronto-centric sex-related gabbing on a regular basis, with enough personal stuff to make the people who have actually had sexplay with me blush with rage. (Or possibly, no one will ever come near me again for the rest of time.) It's all still very much in the planning stages but I'm taking a moment to stand back and marvel at the fact that I actually achieved this.

Marvel.

I spent over a hundred and fifty dollars on clothes today and bought absolutely nothing that I actually wanted. Does that seem proper? Stupid business casual. The stuff I bought today was just supposed to be the "necessary" stuff that I had to get through before I could get onto buying a few things for my own enjoyment. And I blew the whole damn budget on it. This is why I fucking hate shopping and fucking hate clothes. (Okay. I bought a ludicrously expensive pair of boxers that really were just for me. Me, and someone I want to show them to. But otherwise, fuck garb. Fuck it hard.)

The T-storm woke me up early and I went in to work early and left work early and just now I caught sight of myself in the mirror and actually had cause to remark out loud, "Man, I look like shit." I am just dog tired. Starting to look forward to my trip out of town a couple of weeks hence, though... makes a nice parcel of time for me to cut through. And so far, October's been brilliant.

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