I learned a new word this week: autocunnilingus! It was raised in the comments of Jenny's Tn'O post last week. I had to stare at the word for a minute or two to figure out what the commenter could even be referring to. Turns out she's referring to the thing on the right. REALLY? COOL!! Hell I thought sucking your own dick was hard. This sort of deep plough has to be goddamned near impossible. Still, if you can manage it, good for you. They say women are more flexible than men anyway.

Now, they say autocunnlingus is "hypothetical." I would like to believe, however, that all things are possible under God our King. Please don't take this away from me now that I have it.