Morning roundup
This is why it's better when I don't read news.
Militant apologizes for beheading girls: I think this militant's mother clearly overemphasized the healing power of apology.
Baseball's first new pitch in decades: only the Japanese would name something the Demon Sphere Gyroball. Hiro should wield such a device on Heroes.
O.J. tells how he would have done the killings: Wait, they didn't convict O.J.?