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Cs*ba V*gh will eat your children. Cs*ba V*gh will drain the blood of your livestock and use it to power his horrible Hydronium Machine, which protonates water at a terrifying rate. Cs*ba V*gh is the master of the dreaded Hydronium molecule and all of its wicked power. Cs*ba V*gh has filed his teeth down to syringe-sharp points so that when he bites into the forearms of babies, their flesh will part like warmed butter. Cs*ba V*gh lives in an abandoned prison down by the water, which he has turned into his fortress adamant and throne of his dark power. Cs*ba V*gh inhabits the chill spaces between walls, the ductworks and crawlspaces, waiting to burst through drywall and plaster to consume young flesh whole. Cs*ba V*gh sits at Britney Spears' right hand in Pandaemonium, and is sent on frequent missions to Earth to wreak havoc and seek bloody vengeance. Cs*ba V*gh, Vampire King of a Thousand Maniacs. Vote for him on Monday!

This post in no way refers to the real Cs*ba V*gh. Any similarities to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.