Let me tell you something: my commentaries are awesome. I give great DVD commentary. Not good DVD commentary; great DVD commentary. My director's commentaries are fucking informative. They aren't "on this day this happened and then this guy got sick and hey that shot is really cool." They're about why things are the way they are and where ideas came from and why this particular movie got made this particular way and so on and so forth. As a film fan I would listen to my commentaries with relish. If there was a Criterion DVD of my movies, it would be worth buying just for the commentaries. I'm not saying for sure, but I will say that there's at least an outside chance that some people would spank it listening to my commentaries because they just got too damn excited. And if there was a way to put a button on my jaw that would launch me into an alternate commentary track in daily life, I would install it. That commentary would be great too. Oh if only there were a way to allow me to publicly comment on my life as it happens! IF ONLY!

In other news, Warren Ellis doesn't get the Buffy sellout either. And I go where Warren Ellis goes.

Party at 3QF tonight; I have never seen so many cancellations, so it will be interesting to see what crowd we actually end up with or it'll just be five hours of watching Chris and Brandy play hide the leprechaun. (That's not a dirty metaphor. There's an actual leprechaun.) Before that I've got Terra to work on and I've also got to see if I can jerry-rig the PC together long enough to get some stuff off it that I need. Which I shouldn't have scheduled for today because I pretty much just want to lay around reading comics and eating cheese. And where the fuck is Jabba already?! I am totally waiting in vain for a Jabba won't come.