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Hotties below!!

I was watching Pirates of the Caribbean last night and there was a knock on the door and it was the new downstairs neighbour and she was HOT!!! Eyes as big as an animé character's, a gorgeous smile, and nice pants. She had come to borrow salt!! It was the most adorable thing ever. "Do you guys have any salt?" she said. "I think we do," I replied, and had I been proven wrong by the stores in our kitchen I would have jumped off the back deck, run to the IGA, and come back with salt for her. Because she was hot.

So as it turns out, there is no Scarborough Rapid Transit today. I got up early to get to work and everything and then found out I was going to be spending the back half of the trip on a shuttle bus. Screw this, I thunk to myself, and went to get some coffee and breakfast. I ended up tackling the RT issue about an hour later. My laissez-faire attitude towards weather problems makes it easier for me to skip school and do what I wanna in situations like this. Getting home tonight, however, is gonna suck no matter how I slice it, but I'm in a relatively good mood overall and wearing Etobicoke Fire gear in case there's trouble.

New Serenity DVD coming this summer. We shall be milked again! Shiny.

"Chris, you and I have very different definitions of the word 'hot.'" - Matt Brown

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