Did Lois just sleep with Bill Clinton?

Wait, did Peter just sleep with Bill Clinton?

Man, Clinton never got that kind of action on The Simpsons, he just ran around playing the saxophone. And Adam West continues to deny Burt Ward's tales of sexual hedonism back in the Batman days. It's a Family Guy fuckapalooza. Sex is weird.

This evening I had what I think might actually be the stupidest thought of my entire life. At around 7:00 while preparing my dinner I actually thought to myself, "I wonder if doing Daylight Savings a month earlier is going to have a negative environmental impact because the sun is out longer earlier in the year." Yes. I actually thought that. It took me another couple of seconds to remember the rules of the world I actually live on.

It's a two-Mamo Sunday! Mamo #76, Watch for the Watchmen, is up and running because MP and I couldn't resist commenting on this 300 scenario and what it means for the "Lord of the Rings of comic books." This time, we stayed sober the whole way through. (Unless you count being drunk on our own power.)

I am officially starting research for my pirate movie script, among the 38 other things I am doing. Savvy?

Surprise surprise: I'm not in the running for On the Lot. Another reality TV dream crushed! BURNETT!!!