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Things St. Patrick invented

  • Anal bone-holin'
  • The Irish
  • Fezzes
  • Jessica MacLeod a.k.a. Mennotits Macelod a.k.a. Wonder Woman
  • The score from The Village
  • Guacamole Doritos (Guoritos) (special thanks to Bex) (because she's awesome) (and festive)
  • Typing

p.s. I'm drunk - special thanks to Bex Wood a.k.a. Wonder woman

"You gotta be careful when eating a giant green cock. Or so Chris tells me."
- Matt Brown

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