Megatron: a comparison study
When I was a kid, Megatron looked like this.
He turned into a gun that looked like this.
Now in the new Transformers movie Megatron looks like THIS!!! and he turns into some kind of whackshit dumbfuck space whozit that looks like THIS!!!
Here's the old version and the new version standing side by side in case your memory is shot.
What. The. Fuck. No seriously, someone explain this to me because I don't get it. First of all, you don't fuck around with Megatron; Megatron fucks around with you. Second, Megatron does not need improvement; you're just lucky Megatron lets you walk around as flawed as you are. And most importantly, Megatron will fucking tell you if he needs to go somewhere. He doesn't need to fly there himself.
Thankfully, and perhaps in retaliation, I now own this. Respect the True Megatron.
Comments
What I've heard is that they've actually made a concious decision to begin 2 seperate franchises....old transformers and new transformers. Everything, from toys to t-shirts, drink boxes, chip bags...) will be decided by one of two agencies/divisions/whatever, depending on which transformers line you're talking about.
And you can't forget it's Michael Bay....If any man has the power to change...it's him.
Michael Bay vs. Megatron? Pssshhhh. I can't wait to see the Mega-Birds in 2009...
Bahahahahahhhhhhhaha. Michael Bay. Giant robots.
Posted by: King Mob | April 10, 2007 7:22 AM
Psshhhhht. Michael Bay. You know, I was all excited about this Transformers deal and then I caught a bit of The Island on TV this weekend, and I remembered: This guy can't not make bad movies. He doesn't have any choice.
Posted by: tederick | April 10, 2007 7:32 AM
You should try replacing every instance of "Megatron" in the fifth paragraph with "Chuck Norris". It then sounds like it came right from www.thechucknorrisfacts.com.
Posted by: jacob | April 10, 2007 2:59 PM
MEGATRON WOULD KILL CHUCK NORRIS BEFORE CHUCK NORRIS COULD EVEN RAISE HIS RIGHT HAND
Posted by: tederick | April 10, 2007 3:13 PM