"Not only do I enjoy Michael Bay movies, but I also really enjoy when cars turn into robots and then do karate." - Transformers reviews pouring in at AICN, and that sentence sums it up: nine lead words that completely invalidate this individual as not just a film critic but as a human fucking being, and then a closer joke so in line with exactly why I'm going to go see that motherfucking movie anyway that I can't say shit.

Same site different page, Vern remains the Die Hard fan to rally behind, as demonstrated by his indomitable use of non-motherfucker motherfucker quips. Rory Kennedy's smiling up there somewhere.

Over here, Abe Sapien + Maddy Gaiman = possibly the cutest thing ever.

Who's a good pig???

Done Goblet; onto Phoenix. Goal is to get Phoenix done the day the movie comes out and then spend the last 9 days doing Prince. I'm right on schedule, and yes, I needed to have a schedule to read Harry Potter books. Or as I said to a woman at yoga today, "I'm a project manager. If it doesn't have a workback schedule, it doesn't exist."