This dude seems to be undergoing the decision-making process that confronts us all when faced with a stand-alone pay toilet in the streets of a major cosmopolitan landscape: "What's this gonna be like?" This bathroom stands right in front of Philadelphia's photogenic City Hall, and looks like a futuristic elevator to the underground kingdom of Downthereia. I did not have the scrote to try the bathroom myself, so its contents remain a mystery to me.