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Patriotic morning byplay

Brandy: The dollar is over a dollar.
Me: We rule!

Facebook is far too annoying and I already wish I'd never joined, but the upside is that the "Wall" thingie really does boil down all my friends into their most defining attributes: Mer's on there saying FB's not as cool as they say it is, Bex is trying to shoot me down (and FAILING!), Matty Price is being loving and supportive, and Jessi just wants her wallet back. The Wall is the crucible of the soul.

Remember that thing where I said I wasn't going to get sick? Apparently no one told my nose. I am leaky and gross. How am I supposed to kill zombies now? Sneeze on 'em?

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