12" Sao Feng: worth every bloody penny. (And the penny count? Not small.) This falls in line with my new goal of buying less crap but buying way better crap. This is tip top crap. And I got him delivered to work, Brainwave of the Year. No back-and-forth with FedEx for their refusal to leave it on my porch. No sir. Two words: receiving department. Can't believe I didn't twig to this before. I'm going to take him home and have him fight Megatron. Why? Because one of the things I realized last week at Tony Robbins was that in spite of the fact that I own all these toys, I like never play with them! That's changing starting right now. And it's all about cross-franchise throwdowns this week.

Speaking of cross-franchise throwdowns, today in "hilarious things to link to," Lance Henriksen playing guns with Ewen Bremner. You know, there are days when I really don't want to know what it's like at Lance Henriksen's house. Is it really fun? Really scary? Sort of boring? I'm sure there's an answer, and I don't want it. I just want to ruminate.

When I was a kid we had this crazy dealie you plugged in to the ass of a Nintendo video game and then when you plugged the whole thing into the Nintendo, it did crazy shit like give you a billion bonus lives or make Super Raccoon Mario into a kind of living god. My question is: is there a Game Genie for the Wii? Cuz if so I gotta get that thing happening. Imagine what I could do to those motherfucking zombies if I was a Super Raccoon Mario.

I am feeling much better, thank you Internet for asking and for all your well wishes. Even the ones that were not technically English. Now I'm off to find a brownie and some ice cream.