I would say that if Tederick.com readers were thinking of jumping onto Kevin Smith's podcast, this would be the episode to do it, because it is uncannily Tederick-related. There's even a (fiercely negative) review of the best movie of all time, Clue. Plus a bunch of Harry Potter stuff. And they use that creepy-as-fuck "Magic" tune from Ghostbusters at one point, i.e. the Music of the End of the World. You really can't lose.

Speaking of podcasts, Mamo dangles on the precipice of its groundbreaking hundredth episode. The world trembles. And still growing: I handed out three more Mamo cards today. Mamo cardholders of the world, hang on to 'em. They'll be worth bajillions on Ebay once we record the centenary ep.

Tonight, I did all the laundry. All of it. Also, I received crucial pieces of my Hallowe'en costume - from China. That's right, I went to the motherfucking Orient for this thing. And it tickles me blind that the only person who's going to think this costume is even remotely impressive is me. Everyone else will be like, "yes, and this matters why?"