"...as plate after plate of fluffy poached eggs, cartilaginous peameal, and lakes of sunshiney goo continued to pile up over time, I realized that if I don't start catalogueing these excursions in some formal manner, a great field of human knowledge would be lost. Hence, the Benedict Chronicles..."

Last weekend when I was in the Goo, Bex grabbed me by the collar and took me to Eggcetera, the Goo's local egg haven. Rightly fucking so. This meal was tip top. It was a bit like the benny they serve at The Tulip, but even better.

Oddly enough I was with Bex when I had that Tulip meal, too. In fact she's participated in many a BenChro, and as such has asked to become my official BenChro sidekick. I have agreed, and have named her Home Fries.

So anyways, me an' Home Fries hit the Egg Cetera with TJ and made with the benny. It was hard to choose because they had like fifteen fucking bennies on this menu, meaning that if I go to Egg Cetera every time I go to the Goo for the rest of my life, I'll still probably not get to the bottom of the list. Why, oh why, did we only start going to this place when my friends were about to graduate? It is our tragedies that define us.

The benny itself is freaking solid, but what really sells this meal is the home fries - that weird deal where they apparently just chop potatoes into a bunch of random shapes, shove 'em in the deep fryer, and then pull them out and season them. It works every time. If there was one downside to this meal it was that the peameal was enormous and the eggs and hollandaise were struggling to keep up, but this didn't seem to affect the flavour at all, so I en't complaining. Yeah I'd call this one of the best ones I've had so far doing this BenChro dealie. I'll definitely be going back.

Egg Cetera is located at 200 Victoria Road South in Guelph, Ontario. The Benedict Chronicles is an ongoing, non-regular series.