Now, I'm still going to try my ass off to get this Joker

even though it's proving tricky as a cat scratch to find any retailer in Canada who will actually be carrying the dang-old thing (even my beloved Snail).

That said, however, if I had money to burn and a fuck of a lot of time on my hands I'd probably also get this Joker

cuz good lord howdy, he's pretty good. He's a bank robber! And I would pose him on my shelf with his mask in his hand and his back to us, à la this:

and that would be just fine, in my opinion.

I am obsessed with that man's clothes. That's all there is to it.