Well it took longer than I expected, but some insane crimanal bastard finally figured out that Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog are the same person. So I guess the jig is up on that one.

I'm bored as fuck so let's play, what are people searching for at Tederick.com?

On Google, the keywords are almost an even split between things related to vaginas, and things related to penises. So at least we have some equality among the sexes there. I'm also getting some of the usual hits for Toht, an inexplicable upswing in hits looking for information about Destro, and a new player on the table, being searches related to lesbian Voyager fan-fic between B'Elanna Torres and that Borg woman. Only worth mentioning in that I don't think I ever wrote any Voyager slash fiction. Truth told, I don't think I ever wrote any slash fiction at all, but I've got the memory of a half-eaten grapefruit.

On the site itself, the items most frequently called up in the blog-searchin' box are TV shows that I don't watch (30 Rock appears frequently), items related to Harry Potter (everyone seems to be trying to find something about Horcruxes on this site, but fucked if I know what), and a few disturbing references to ex-girlfriends or people I used to know. Amusingly, someone just searched for "What else has been going on?" cuz maybe they thought I'd just answer them back.

Anyways.