Pirates vs. Star Treks
Who would win in a fight, Captain Hector Barbossa of the Pirates of the Caribbean, or Captain Christopher Pike of the Starship Enterprise?
(Think of it like an updated version of Angel and Spike's astronauts vs. cavemen argument, but don't make the mistake Chris made of thinking that astronauts would win just cuz they're fancy and evolved. Fuck, now I want to watch 2001.)
Comments
I gotta hedge my bets on Barbosa - he's got a sword, knows how to use it, has been immortal, and geez, Pike has that awful gimpy leg.
Posted by: jacob | September 30, 2008 10:26 AM
Plus, Barbossa has a monkey. Repeat: monkey.
Posted by: tederick | September 30, 2008 1:33 PM
FOLLOW UP REPORT: After 2 days of just staring at eachh other, Captain Christopher Pike fell over.
BARBOSSA THE WINNER!!!
Posted by: tederick | October 1, 2008 10:17 AM
See, the gimpy leg did Pike in.
All hail Barbossa!
Posted by: jacob | October 1, 2008 10:25 AM