Billy Dee Williams is a national resource, a national treasure, and Nicholas Cage.

So today's the day. 10 p.m.: Barack Obama wins the presidency. 11 p.m.: Matt is forced to retire his "African American president = imminent asteroid attack" joke. While things like this still make me feel that we'll see a black gay Muslim woman in the White House before we see an atheist get past the first primary (in a nation which was, no matter what they want you to believe, founded not by bible-thumpers but by a nice cadre of rationalist land-owners), it could end up being a pretty cool day.