• The Hunter S. Thompson tapes
• Socks
• A soap dish
• Batman and Philosophy
• The Acme Novelty Library - Number Nineteen
• Soap
• Floss
• an IOU for that do-it-yourself Muppet
• cash money
• A tangerine
• A jigsaw puzzle of me and Sarafina as adorable Japanese people in love
• Batman underpants (the bum says Batman; the crotch is Batman)
• Kill Your Boyfriend by Grant Morrison (from my girlfriend)
• little.com by Ralph Steadman - who the fuck is Grant Steadman?
• A Pirates of the Caribbean colouring book
• Chocolates!
• A Jack Sparrow Pez dispenser
• The 1960s Batmobile
• An American Express travellers' cheque which will shortly become an Iron Man DVD. Are you watchig closely?
• $50 to spend at Swiss Chalet.

And that's probably about it.

I was gonna spend Boxing Day lying around in couch-bed watching movies. I was gonna watch Superman II, Alien 3, and Indy 4. It's frickin' snowing like crazy so today would have been perfect for it. But after 2 straight days of gorging and lethargy I just can't face the idea of further gorging and lethargy, so I am going to brave the winter wilds in search of deals and good times. Maybe I'll see some of the movies that are supposed to be good, since that has been such a stunningly weak year in cinema and I wouldn't mind getting out of that rut. Or maybe I will just find a chair somewhere so that I can sit back, stroke my fatted belly, and say "mmmmmmmm."