Was today the worst day of my life? No. No, comically, I have had significantly worse days than this. Today was excruciating. Every single part of my body hurts.

"I cried. Like a baby. A hungry, angry baby." - Mr. Universe

"His game plan for 2009 is to increase revenue by between 4 per cent and 6 per cent, to slightly more than $10-billion; boost capital expenditures by 12 per cent, to $2.1-billion; and spend between $50-million and $75-million to eliminate more positions and continue restructuring." - Report on Business

Chickens chickens chickens. It's all about chickens.