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August 14, 2008

Laugh it up, fuzzball

It occurred to me recently that, I guess, I have a beard now. I am a person with a beard.

This occurred to me only recently.

August 5, 2008

Sorry, the new facebook is temporarily disabled.

The selling-shit-off thing actually worked out better than I expected. I'm down to just two or three items left and they aren't exactly the ones I expected to fly off the shelves. I cannot believe someone is actually taking the TV: that thing is so HEAVY. I feel like a weight has been lifted from my soul.

"How was your long weekend?" Well, it was fine. Not long enough. Sarafina and I had a pretty decent day of just lazing around doing nothing on Saturday, which we haven't had opportunity to do in a good long while (and probably shan't again for a while yet). But I coulda done with more of it. Actually all in all I'm in a very "nesty" mood these days. I wish it was winter, because I seem to crave little more than bed and vidja games, but it's just too goddamned hot at 3QF to accommodate my need. I am forced to go outside, where parasites are choc-a-bloc and the radiation ball rules. Is a little self-imposed agorophobia really so impossible to achieve in August in Toronto? Apparently it is.

Speaking of August: Brian K. Vaughan's meticulous re-work of the 2003 blackout within the fabric of the Ex Machina storyline is really rather breathtaking. As Shortbus pointed out, there's a unique relationship between 9/11 and blackout '03, and also a lot to do there in terms of massaging our own fond recollections of the night the lights went out (vs. the morning CNN would not go away). In narrative terms, the summer of '03 also makes for the middle of his storyline, doesn't it? I am liking that title more and more with each book that comes out.

Sockvivor continues. I've thrown away my lucky socks - I guess sixteen years is simply too much. Things are getting lean around my place - more and more stuff siphoned off to 108, to friends, to the trash heap. I feel cleansed, for the first time in forever.

I have a fondness for Star Trek III that is disproportionate to its worth.

August 4, 2008

May I suggest you buy this? 3: Buy a goddamned television set.

Take my TV. Please.

This 30" CRT Samsung 16x9 beast is sitting in my bedroom. It is six years old - I bought it for $1800 in 2002. It is in good shape. It is NOT Blu-Ray compatible, though, so make sure this thing plays forward into your home entertainment plans over the course of the next five years. It has component inputs only, no HDMI. I am selling it for $250

BUT THERE'S A CATCH

if you are willing to come and get it yourself, and get it out of my room yourself, I will part with it for a mere hundred dollars. That's right - not having to move this thing down my stairs myself is worth a bill and a half to ya. The TV is, in terms of fair warning, HEAVY AS A SON OF A BITCH. But if this sounds like you, get in touch.

Still on from previous bake-offs:

  • 17" CRT computer monitor (a Samsung SyncMaster 900 IFT)
  • Game Cube - no games, no controllers
  • Ginger Snaps II a.k.a. Ginger Really Snaps

July 29, 2008

I drink your milkshake, Eli!

Today sucks, for reasons blah, and blah-ha, and boo-hoo, which I shall not utter here. I shall, however, say: Ha! (Not a "ha" of merriment. A "ha" of deep, diaphragm-clenching malaise.)

I will also say that if you're going to have a gigantic see-thru glowing toy bust of Fat Palp on your desk (I'm not), this is the one to have. Tell me this ain't some scary shit. Damn the Japanese are weird.

Unsurprisingly given the storm clouds over my head today and also the obvious cinematic parallels in The Dark Knight, I've been thinking about There Will Be Blood quite a bit lately. The TWBB blu-ray remains one of the highlights of my collection and the flick is just, well... "even better every time" don't cover it. It's goddamned stunning. In fact I think a blu-ray TWBB/TDK double feature (to be subtitled: The Night America Stole Your Soul) would be quite the crushing experience of cinematic awesomeness, examining the complete dissolution of moral certainty in the 21st century, and I may stage such a viewing at 1701 in the fall sometime.

That's right, 1701: behold the tag for my new domicile, in which I shall be living solo starting on September 1 of this year. I signed the lease on Friday. Now I'm all bound up with labour and logistics. More detail to follow.

May I suggest you buy this? 2

Continuing onwards!:

I have a 17" CRT computer monitor (a Samsung SyncMaster 900 IFT) that I will give to anyone who still has a need for such things.

I have a 2-drawer black metal filing cabinet that I will happily part with for no fee, should you be willing to come and pick it up. The pickup might have to be slightly later in the summer because I'm still in the process of clearing it out, but claim early!

I have a Game Cube - no games, no controllers - that is yours for the plucking.

I have framed posters of Episodes 1 and 2 in varying states of repair. Please take them from me.

Still on from Sunday's bake-off:

DVDs at five bucks a pop:

  • Ginger Snaps II a.k.a. Ginger Really Snaps

Books for free:

  • The novelizations of Episodes I and II, in hardcover!
  • Memoirs of a Geisha, also in hardcover!
  • The Making of the Modern Age, which many of you probably read in history class in high school
  • Oscar Widle - De Profundis and Other Writings
  • Jean Genet - Our Lady of the Flowers

Keep an eye on the comments to figure out what's sold and what's not.

July 26, 2008

Aliens from space

Between me and my brother, this morning:

Me: Check it out, aliens are actually real.
Adam: Damn... here's hoping he's sane. I wiki'd him and he's 78 so he may just be senile from all the age and space travel.
Me: Or maybe he has a CRYSTAL SKULL??
Adam: More likely, yes.

It wasn't until a few days ago that I actually registered the full measure of my disappointment about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I was tooling around indianajones.com, there were some video clips from the movie on there, and I just sorta gawped at it. Good lord in fuck, why on earth would anyone ever do a thing like this. It's amazing that three Star Wars prequels couldn't make me hate George Lucas, but this one did it with one computer-animated gopher poking out of a dune hill, and took down my teenboy love of Spielberg with it. They're freezing Lucas in carbonite over in Japan in officially sanctioned product now; can we get desk-sized ones on this side of the Pacific?

On a much lower scale of disappointment is the X Files sequel. For years I have been crying "The world needs Fox Mulder!" so I guess I'm getting what I paid for this weekend; in the post-Batman orgasmic high it barely mattered to me at all that this movie was even coming out, and the results bear out:

I genuinely do: I want to believe. I want to believe in aliens and psychics and fluke men. More than that, though, I desperately want to believe that if the Man is being a scary, lying sonofabitch, there's a couple of methodical, deadpan FBI agents out there with flashlights and cell phones and a drab mid-size sedan, patrolling the highways and biways of middle America / Vancouver with a dogged (Doggett?) interest in figuring out just what the hell is going on. Maybe not solving, maybe not saving, but at least seeing. I believe in The X Files.

Rest of the review is here.

Now utterly unsure of what the hell I'm supposed to go do with myself, I'm going wander around the city and try to find new gods.

July 16, 2008

We're shirking duties randomly made up by people who hate us

Well, and officially, it's summer and everything sucks. Any intimation of having to do anything at all is met by me with a massive IDONWANNA IDONWANNA IDONWANNA IDONWANNA IDONWANNA!! And I am not alone. This entire jive-ass turkey town is staring out the window (wistfully). If I were Ferris Bueller, I would take the Day Off. I am petulant, emasculated, dyspeptic, and blasé. It's something's-gotta-give mode at Tederick Central Command. (TCC: kicking the TTC's butt!)

If I were a fruit fly, I would be bumping lazily against the fruit, accomplishing nothing.

Ugh. To be on a beach, naked, with a bottle of rum...

July 11, 2008

Years / mileage

This has been a spectacular couple of weeks for feeling old. Sure, I've got long, straggly grey beard-hairs. Certainly, my memory is a leaky faucet nowadays. And by all means, my body is being goddamned odd in its response to stress. But last night? Limping up the stairs to 3QF because my right knee had apparently gone stiffie without my knowledge, settling into bed with my clothes still on and an audible "Ohhhhhhh," and then passing clean the fuck out for 2 hours before 7:00 at night? Well that's just unacceptable.

So I read me some Scott Pilgrim on the way to work today in order to engage with "youth culture," and am feeling generally content. I have yet to find an apartment, and now seem to be in jeopardy of not having anywhere to live on September 1 - expecting to be able to move in to a new place before November of this year was, evidently, a spectacular miscalculation on my part because Toronto is BOOKED UP. I will be prowling the corridors of Yonge & College this afternoon with a song in my heart, because I actually do find the whole moving-out thing very exciting right now. And then going to see Hellboy with my special lady. There could be sushi involved. So today is ok, lack of residence and bad knee notwithstanding.

July 7, 2008

Sockvivor

I can't seem to get the Juno "pie balls" line out of my head today. I've also taken to using "turducken" as a swear word... though the latter is more of a secret, vulgar ambition than a curse.

When you're moving, you want to move as little "stuff" as possible, so I've stopped mending socks. That's right: sock pops a stitch, sock go bye-bye. The socks are terrified. They saw what I did to these bastards, and they're running scared. My side of it is brilliant; not only do I get to terrorize my socks, but I also get to look forward to a mid-September socking spree. New socks!

Now watch as I tear a strip off this: What is the deal with the Facebook Friend Finder? That thing is retarded. Never, not even once, has a single person who appears there been someone I can identify by name. Am I getting someone else's picks? Whose Friend Finder do I show up in? Maybe they invented the FF as some kind of second law of thermodynamics motivator within the naturally-structurecentric Facebook universe. Where we attempt to build logical roads between the cities of our social profiles, the FF tunnels through the earth to random out-points that are unrelated by any commerce to our Facebook cities. (Yikes... that metaphor barely held.) The inevitable result of following the Friend Finder to its disconsolate ends is utter entropy across the board: networking with everyone rather than select few; "friendship" as a meaningless watchword in a hazily homogenous Facebook fog. Fie!

Well anyways. I've had coffee, and written in my journal about two or three of the more beautiful things of the last 72 hours, all while sitting in the sunset rays of my soon-to-be-erstwhile home of the Danforth. I remember the summer of '04, when I did nothing else...

July 5, 2008

Loaners and loanees

If you have anything on loan from me - books, comic books, DVDs - please arrange to return them to me by the 20th of July. (The weekend Batman comes out.)

If I have anything on loan from you that I asked to borrow, I will endeavour to return it to you within the next 10 days.

If I have anything on loan from you that you spontaneously gave me because you thought I'd like it, I have already burned your possession.

Dot dot motherfucking dot

July 5, 2008 12:56 AM

...and the City of the Gods

June 12, 2008 11:23 AM

Hey, a movie! Wow! It's gonna be terrific.

June 10, 2008 3:32 PM

George Lazenby Appreciation Day

May 30, 2008 10:12 AM

HEY LOOK AT THAT DOG!!

May 19, 2008 10:44 AM

The Curse of the BlackBerry Pearl

May 14, 2008 12:47 PM

Asperger's is the new black

April 30, 2008 6:58 PM

Fin Fang Foom!

April 4, 2008 5:34 PM

Failing on all thrusters

March 23, 2008 1:56 PM

Ultimate Carnage!

March 20, 2008 11:38 AM

My sandwich day

March 19, 2008 8:32 PM

I never ever ever post this sort of thing, so shut up.

March 5, 2008 1:45 PM

Fucknuttery

March 4, 2008 8:45 AM

Oh Bubbles, there's always something wrong with you.

March 2, 2008 8:41 PM

What else has been going on?

February 28, 2008 12:45 PM

Say it say it oh god say it

February 21, 2008 2:46 PM

Half done

February 20, 2008 2:11 PM

It got all fucked up.

February 3, 2008 4:42 PM

Fuck this week.

February 1, 2008 5:52 PM

Such sweet sorrow

January 31, 2008 10:44 AM

You smell sick

January 27, 2008 7:55 PM

Hell, boy

January 23, 2008 8:30 PM

Bullets on tin

January 18, 2008 12:32 PM

There's nothing conspicuous about a ten-year-old boy flying around with his monkey

December 27, 2007 9:31 AM

C'mere, koala bear

December 24, 2007 9:33 AM

Love is blindness

December 21, 2007 3:51 PM

Bring me the despicable little urchins, that I may devour them.

December 17, 2007 3:26 PM

Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that before.

December 17, 2007 12:14 PM

I am the tauntaun

December 16, 2007 2:23 PM

I'm not sick but I'm not well

December 13, 2007 5:39 PM

Zombie strawberries

November 20, 2007 8:14 AM

Darkness crept back into the forest of the world

November 10, 2007 4:56 PM

Clone code

November 2, 2007 10:45 AM

The demise of the grand scheme

October 30, 2007 6:03 PM

We can rebuild Bearshark... we have the technology.

October 24, 2007 11:28 AM

Pain, pain, go away

October 23, 2007 5:13 PM

GZUXNGEI

October 22, 2007 3:54 PM

Chinese girl baby Atlantis

October 21, 2007 9:28 AM

BY ALL THAT IS HOLY I AM IN GUELPH.

October 12, 2007 8:54 PM

In teh beginning

October 9, 2007 8:40 AM

Second day of fall

October 8, 2007 8:28 AM

First day of fall

October 7, 2007 9:07 AM

A home at the end of the world

October 6, 2007 2:59 PM

Lasiurus

September 28, 2007 10:23 AM

Men with beards

September 25, 2007 9:00 AM

People chess

September 22, 2007 6:45 PM

Yeah. I caved.

September 20, 2007 8:59 PM

Bonecrusher

September 19, 2007 1:29 AM

Batman begins

September 17, 2007 1:15 PM

Deep thoughts

September 3, 2007 12:06 PM

Wandlore, and other accounts payable

September 1, 2007 1:15 PM

Hii got mii a Wii!!!

August 30, 2007 1:12 PM

Life is teh suck.

August 23, 2007 7:28 PM

I get up around seven; get out of bed around nine

August 16, 2007 11:06 AM

Down in my soul

August 13, 2007 8:28 PM

Planflaw 2: The Vengeance of Planflaw

August 10, 2007 4:33 PM

On my body

August 2, 2007 1:33 PM

On my mind

August 2, 2007 11:25 AM

Favour the bold

July 28, 2007 12:51 AM

We all get it in the end - part II

July 27, 2007 9:26 AM

Departure of the Black Dime

July 26, 2007 9:09 AM

No songs for great halls

July 10, 2007 9:23 AM

How much weight have I lost?

June 30, 2007 4:57 PM

The long way around

June 25, 2007 12:19 PM

I am a Considerate Director.

June 15, 2007 1:21 PM

Small fonts

June 11, 2007 1:17 PM

Salty wenches

June 6, 2007 3:38 PM

Noooo they be stealin' my bucket

June 2, 2007 11:52 AM

Nee ta ma duh tien shia sou yu duh ren doh gai si!

May 28, 2007 10:17 PM

Things I love about the Dragon zodiac page on Wikipedia

May 15, 2007 10:30 AM

Matt likes to

May 7, 2007 4:01 PM

Pimp my ride

May 3, 2007 5:52 PM

How to defuse an atomic bomb

May 2, 2007 11:29 AM

I'd like to see you try to seize my assets after battling the Rancor

April 27, 2007 11:53 PM

Once again knowledge!

April 25, 2007 8:35 AM

No Sallah

April 16, 2007 2:55 PM

News brief

April 12, 2007 10:14 PM

Six, five, eight, whatever

April 8, 2007 12:21 PM

ROI means "return on investment"

April 6, 2007 12:00 PM

Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was Bri

April 4, 2007 3:30 PM

Coming third in crap

March 30, 2007 5:18 PM

Working through the negativity

March 30, 2007 4:09 PM

Things Jerry Maguire gave us that we did not want

March 25, 2007 8:46 AM

Killing time before the song ends

March 19, 2007 2:49 PM

People: pay attention!

March 15, 2007 11:39 AM

Attention Rob Ford: Go Fuck Yourself

March 9, 2007 11:43 AM

Attention TTC: Go Fuck Yourself

March 6, 2007 4:25 PM

The superball from nowhere

March 5, 2007 10:52 AM

Elephant from behind

February 28, 2007 3:24 PM

A man called Wanaki

February 9, 2007 7:36 AM

Ride me!

February 7, 2007 12:35 PM

Every element devoid of her

February 5, 2007 6:17 PM

Kissing the lipless

February 4, 2007 7:05 PM

Girls, girls! Mommy thinks you're both pretty.

February 2, 2007 12:58 PM

"It sickens me."

January 10, 2007 10:41 PM

St. Elmo's fire

January 9, 2007 11:36 AM

Hey, Habanero

January 3, 2007 7:09 AM

2008's girl

December 31, 2006 4:39 PM

Desperate-for-a-shag Giles

December 18, 2006 1:57 PM

Why? I'll tell you why: because he's the motherfucking BUGMASTER, that's why.

December 7, 2006 10:44 AM

Shock of white!

December 2, 2006 9:36 AM

IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!!

December 1, 2006 9:28 AM

Because nothing says Christmas like a 15-year-old girl getting shot.

November 29, 2006 2:10 PM

The urge to communicate

November 26, 2006 11:05 PM

Light a candle

November 21, 2006 9:25 PM

Morning roundup

November 15, 2006 8:43 AM

Don't lie to me, Gordon.

November 2, 2006 10:04 AM

Matt is both super and girly.

October 26, 2006 9:38 PM

Stuff that people done got me

October 23, 2006 10:08 PM

I'm out of it for a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur

October 20, 2006 4:35 PM

Incredibly unbroken sentence
Moving from topic to topic
Incredibly unbroken sentence
Moving from topic to topic
Moving from topic to topic
Quite hypnotic

October 16, 2006 9:20 PM

I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute.

October 7, 2006 3:35 PM

Hairless

October 6, 2006 7:53 PM

Stun me bacon

October 4, 2006 11:10 PM

This race is for rubber ducks, not meat ducks

October 3, 2006 10:14 PM

Homo erectus

September 29, 2006 6:01 PM

Wherein an old friend is mourned, but the prospect of getting with a slender green youngster is admitted to be appealing.

September 27, 2006 10:01 PM

Wherein a decision is made regarding the state of my fingernails.

September 26, 2006 10:35 PM

Party. (3!)

September 22, 2006 10:01 PM

Party!!! (2??)

September 22, 2006 9:28 PM

I can get you off. Maybe not the boat...

September 6, 2006 8:37 PM

In 1924 I posed for another sculpture... it was a nude one.

August 28, 2006 10:16 PM

Things you can't do on a Mac

August 26, 2006 8:40 PM

She is a Chechnyan prostitute, and you will refer to her as such.

August 25, 2006 10:55 AM

Saturday morning cartoons

August 12, 2006 12:03 PM

You shall have no metal lunchboxes, not ever, not in all your kufe

August 9, 2006 10:02 PM

Please lord don't take my baby away again

August 9, 2006 9:33 AM

Quand je revolu

August 8, 2006 11:00 PM

And now, bleach my peach

August 8, 2006 4:22 PM

They call 'em fingers, but I've never seen 'em fing.

August 7, 2006 10:39 PM

We used to be friends

August 6, 2006 9:18 PM

Oh wonderful blinternet

August 4, 2006 6:41 PM

Die Hard on the internet

August 3, 2006 8:12 AM

Stating the obvious

August 1, 2006 7:36 AM

The answer

July 26, 2006 11:10 PM

The more you spend, the more you spend

July 25, 2006 9:43 AM

Bad blood

July 20, 2006 1:01 PM

Continued lethargy

July 18, 2006 11:05 PM

Who has my Game Cube?

July 17, 2006 2:02 PM

Anachronihilism

July 17, 2006 8:50 AM

Yes, I know I'm the only one still interested in this.

July 16, 2006 10:36 PM

Best mother ever.

July 14, 2006 8:05 PM

Hello beastie

July 12, 2006 11:17 PM

The last scion

July 11, 2006 10:24 PM

This is NOT an indictment of your opinion of Seven Samurai

July 11, 2006 7:30 AM

A world without ashtrays

July 4, 2006 6:22 PM

Oddments and tweaks

June 27, 2006 6:49 PM

Polysporin

June 23, 2006 10:55 PM

Right down in the house

June 22, 2006 9:27 PM

True lobe

June 20, 2006 9:26 PM

Propackstination

June 14, 2006 8:35 PM

The war at home

June 6, 2006 4:06 PM

Red Girl #10

June 5, 2006 5:41 PM

Normal cell death

June 3, 2006 5:05 PM

On the use of cellular devices as point-of-contact for the Tederick empire

June 3, 2006 2:29 PM

I... uh... still the Juggernaut.

May 31, 2006 8:02 PM

I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!!

May 31, 2006 12:13 PM

How I spent my TTC strike day

May 29, 2006 7:35 PM

I am eerily clever at being sneaky.

May 29, 2006 6:48 PM

SNOW DAY!!!

May 29, 2006 7:14 AM

I am tabulated.

May 15, 2006 8:29 PM

The last will and testament of Matthew C. Brown

May 9, 2006 7:28 AM

Detox

May 8, 2006 7:59 PM

Special guest stars

May 5, 2006 1:09 AM

What's in your bag right now?

April 29, 2006 12:30 AM

Crazy old man

April 26, 2006 9:06 PM

Nevermind me 'cause I've been dead

April 18, 2006 9:53 AM

The fucking Dutch

April 17, 2006 9:46 PM

Status

April 17, 2006 8:10 PM

And while we're on the subject of moist towelettes...

April 12, 2006 7:57 AM

Thank you for introducing me to the girl of my dreams who I can never, ever be with

April 11, 2006 10:03 PM

The great spray divide

April 11, 2006 4:37 PM

And your ...STAFF...

April 9, 2006 5:26 PM

One last working Sunday

April 9, 2006 10:28 AM

Public service announcement

April 5, 2006 8:05 AM

The bum file

April 3, 2006 7:42 AM

The future is Jesus!

April 2, 2006 10:29 AM

Self esteem

April 1, 2006 10:42 PM

They can't all be winners

March 31, 2006 11:52 AM

I don't like you you're ugly.

March 31, 2006 11:50 AM

If you really loved theatre, you woulda jumped

March 30, 2006 7:43 AM

Miscellaneous crap

March 25, 2006 1:22 PM

When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman.

March 22, 2006 9:02 AM

Lik-M Grape / Lik-M Lime

March 22, 2006 7:49 AM

No, shower, no

March 21, 2006 8:00 AM

Freedom! Forever!

March 18, 2006 3:17 AM

Listen to the bell, Grossbard; it tolls for thee

March 14, 2006 6:59 PM

I have officially lost the ability to type

March 13, 2006 7:44 PM

I left my brolly in Long Point

March 13, 2006 7:42 AM

A watched alarm clock never alarm clocks

March 9, 2006 7:28 AM

Found @ Allen's on the Danforth on Tuesday night at ten after ten

March 8, 2006 10:49 PM

No, you're not talking

March 7, 2006 5:14 PM

Horcrux

March 6, 2006 12:00 AM

Oh fit, I think I'm having a shit

March 3, 2006 6:40 AM

Real men don't shine (and real women don't exist)

March 1, 2006 7:33 AM

May I have one of those, Madam?

February 25, 2006 2:32 PM

Paul Martini is such a bitch!

February 23, 2006 10:42 PM

Suck that, February!

February 23, 2006 7:40 AM

Dejection, TTC-style

February 22, 2006 6:44 PM

THE SWISS!!!

February 19, 2006 4:51 PM

Throb

February 13, 2006 5:30 PM

Next month's blood

February 13, 2006 8:30 AM

That's the real Secret of Nimh

February 11, 2006 1:10 AM

Things I won't be doing this Valentine's Day

February 7, 2006 9:41 PM

Holy sweet Jango, yes

February 7, 2006 5:22 PM

We Browns are not known for our ball sports

February 4, 2006 11:11 AM

If droids could think, there'd be none of us here

February 2, 2006 8:26 PM

Battle of the lesser beings

February 2, 2006 7:57 AM

This here? Oh, it's just my package. God delivered it, I signed for it, the world keeps on spinnin.'

January 30, 2006 9:08 PM

Monday morning mental mashup

January 30, 2006 7:50 AM

Rape your mind

January 29, 2006 8:56 AM

Sweet mo

January 24, 2006 8:32 PM

Oh Lord Lord, oh Londretemps

January 23, 2006 7:37 AM

A sunlit meadow of the Force

January 21, 2006 5:06 PM

Blue binhoo

January 15, 2006 3:45 PM

This post cannot be titled.

January 10, 2006 11:33 PM

If my calculations are correct, when this baby gets up to eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit

January 10, 2006 11:17 PM

Thank you Kevin Smith

January 10, 2006 7:56 PM

Fathers and sons and big fat Buddha bellies

January 9, 2006 10:03 PM

I touch myself

January 8, 2006 10:11 AM

Things I learned this morning

January 6, 2006 7:58 AM

Did I remember to turn the stove off? .... Yes.

January 5, 2006 7:33 AM

Droning

January 3, 2006 7:57 PM

Baby, baby, baby light my way

January 2, 2006 9:55 PM

The whole damn year

January 1, 2006 11:15 PM

Better worlds

December 31, 2005 6:52 PM

I could do with a good romance, but what I'd really like is a hickey.

December 30, 2005 2:39 PM

The shootings, 2

December 29, 2005 8:53 AM

New Years sucks.

December 28, 2005 4:09 PM

The shootings

December 26, 2005 11:53 PM

It's fun to spend money.

December 26, 2005 9:06 PM

Praise Allah, no

December 25, 2005 9:33 PM

Tis the Jesus

December 25, 2005 1:08 PM

In Mrs. Prothero's garden, waiting for cats

December 24, 2005 8:40 PM

Here comes Fatty with his sack of shit and all them stupid reindeer

December 24, 2005 11:03 AM

One of the shredder's blades went right through your fuzzy little soul

December 24, 2005 12:12 AM

Let it never be said that he wasn't a calm man

December 18, 2005 5:58 PM

Offspring

December 16, 2005 11:32 PM

God forbid they ever be accused of actually doing their jobs

December 16, 2005 1:09 PM

An affair with a pirate

December 15, 2005 10:07 AM

Blogging for no reason

December 13, 2005 8:58 PM

R.I.P.

December 12, 2005 11:21 PM

Groggy noggy, pt. 2

December 11, 2005 2:03 PM

Groggy noggy

December 11, 2005 11:42 AM

Territory marker

December 8, 2005 8:26 PM

There and back again (or Matt Brown starring in: "The Frenzy of the Visible")

December 7, 2005 10:43 PM

Make thing go NOW

December 7, 2005 10:24 AM

Brainfill

December 5, 2005 11:23 PM

Don't eat beef. Eat elk!

December 5, 2005 9:22 PM

...Make those second hundred pages really keep the reader guessing what's going to happen...?

December 4, 2005 10:38 PM

Three steps to a better day

December 2, 2005 7:26 PM

Caitlin Fucking Brown

December 1, 2005 12:47 PM

Leisure Suit Larry

December 1, 2005 11:01 AM

I knew the Brit was in me somewhere

November 29, 2005 10:12 AM

James Fucking Scott

November 29, 2005 10:07 AM

We're having a little problem with our stairs

November 22, 2005 2:45 PM

If only it weren't my worst episode ever

November 17, 2005 11:03 AM

That's the vag talking

November 9, 2005 9:33 PM

My, we certainly are gothic today

November 9, 2005 2:41 PM

Short cuts

November 8, 2005 11:25 PM

Something evil, like burning things down or gluing things together

November 8, 2005 1:37 PM

Bikeless

November 4, 2005 2:31 PM

Rise and fall on the wings of our dreams

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River of blood

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