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You wanna play a game? Let’s say you had an idea. A kind of “intellectual project,” if you will: you saw a problem, and thought you could design a solution. The problem was a city run rampant with organized crime,…
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Review: INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
“I don’t think he plans that far ahead.”
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Review: THE GOLDEN COMPASS
One ring to rule them compass I feel sorry for The Golden Compass. Of all the fant-lit-to-film gimmes in the half-decade since The Lord of the Rings, Compass is the one which most painfully wants to wear Daddy’s clothes. Its every nook and cranny is…
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Matt’s first tat
OH MY GOD I LOVE HER SO MUCH. OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SO HAPPY. See? I toldja. 🙂 I am in love. That’s all there is to it. I am in love with my own arm. In my humble…
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Ass Transfer 3!: No matter where you go
Matt P: “It’s free and easy under here!”Matt B: “Oh, hooray for everything.” Key distinctions: Last night after I got home and unpacked, I grabbed my iPod and headed out the door… and ended up walking to Queen and Spadina…
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Killed me with a sword
Philadelphia, day 2. After giving the big fat “meh” to the second-biggest mall in the country and securing our DigiTrans tickets for the evening, Matty Price and I went to downtown Philadelphia, home of the Gozer building. On the way…
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Potato bacon bombs
Now reporting to you live from the road at the Sleep Inn (ooh witty hotel name punnin’!) in lovely nowhere-near-the-downtown Philadelphia, Land of Shyamalan, Home the Village and the Cove and the Crop Circles From The Signs. How I ever…
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Review: LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD
Re-posting this review from 2007, one of my favourites. Somehow, I never mentioned Timothy Olymphant once by name; but, the rest of the piece, I really like.
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Review: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD’S END
Arrrrrrrh Wars
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STANDOFF (2006)
Two men meet in a field for a fight to the death… using stands.