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OH MY GOD I LOVE HER SO MUCH. OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SO HAPPY. See? I toldja. 🙂 I am in love. That’s all there is to it. I am in love with my own arm. In my humble…
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Ass Transfer 3!: No matter where you go
Matt P: “It’s free and easy under here!”Matt B: “Oh, hooray for everything.” Key distinctions: Last night after I got home and unpacked, I grabbed my iPod and headed out the door… and ended up walking to Queen and Spadina…
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Killed me with a sword
Philadelphia, day 2. After giving the big fat “meh” to the second-biggest mall in the country and securing our DigiTrans tickets for the evening, Matty Price and I went to downtown Philadelphia, home of the Gozer building. On the way…
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Potato bacon bombs
Now reporting to you live from the road at the Sleep Inn (ooh witty hotel name punnin’!) in lovely nowhere-near-the-downtown Philadelphia, Land of Shyamalan, Home the Village and the Cove and the Crop Circles From The Signs. How I ever…
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Review: LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD
Re-posting this review from 2007, one of my favourites. Somehow, I never mentioned Timothy Olymphant once by name; but, the rest of the piece, I really like.
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Review: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD’S END
Arrrrrrrh Wars
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STANDOFF (2006)
Two men meet in a field for a fight to the death… using stands.
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Review: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST
Prevent movie piracy
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Ass Transfer 2!: I don’t think we came this way last time
More tales of mystery and intrigue from the second annual road trip to Chapel Hill, North Carolina… The drive took us 16 hours this time. So much for a faster alternate route. We left on Thursday at about 9:15 and…
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Land of Lincoln