JASPER: SEASON 10

Episodes:

Lard of the Dance - No appearance

The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace - No appearance

Bart the Mother - Jasper is a member of the Springfield Birdwatching Society. When a pigeon lands on the window sill, he completes his list of birds and leaves the society.

Dialogue:

JASPER: "My God, a pigeon! That's the last bird on my list. So long, suckers!"

Treehouse of Horror IX - No appearance

When You Dish Upon a Star - No appearance

D'Oh'in' In the Wind - Jasper gets stoned with Grampa, off the hippies' Groovy Grove Juice.

Dialogue:

GRAMPA: "We are so old."
JASPER: "Yeah."

Lisa Gets an A - No appearance

Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" - Jasper is sitting on the porch of the Retirement Castle with Grampa when the Simpsons car breaks down. He is wearing a party hat and has cake on his lap. He approaches Lisa's car window but is startled away when Lisa screams.

Mayored to the Mob- No appearance

Viva Ned Flanders - Grampa and Jasper get car-jacked by three young women. Flanders mistakenly thinks the old men are out having a good time with the ladies.

Wild Barts Can't Be Broken - Jasper is watching television when the kids replace the picture tube with a live cat. Later, he partakes in the "Adults vs. Kids" production number, wearing a nightgown. After the creation of a curfew for all Springfieldians under 70, can be seen kicking the Crazy Old Man's pills around with Grampa and Hans Moleman. Eventually they kick the pills down the sewer (offscreen).

Dialogue:

JASPER: "Two hundred channels.... nuthin' but cats."

JASPER: (Singing) "We're fed up with all you whipper-snaps!"

Sunday, Cruddy Sunday - Jasper goes on Homer's Super Bowl trip and ends up in the stadium holding area with the rest of the group. Oddly, he is only ever seen in the prison cell.

Homer to the Max - No appearance

I'm With Cupid - Jasper is part of one of Apu's gifts to Manjula, where he, Grampa and the Crazy Old Man drive a procession of cars which spell out "Apu Loves Manjula." Jasper drives the "Loves" car. All three men wear suits topped off with a fez.

Marge Simpson In: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" - No appearance

Make Room For Lisa - No appearance

Maximum Homerdrive - No appearance

Simpsons Bible Stories - In the third story, a Biblicalized Jasper is among Bart/King David's courtiers.

Mom and Pop Art - No appearance

The Old Man and the "C" Student - Jasper is sitting on the porch of the Retirement Castle when Bart arrives, and is asked to determine if Grampa has a boil or a mole on his back. He is then seen playing Bingo with Lisa officiating, where he seems to think he is playing Battleship. He falls asleep and has his beard dust-bustered by Lisa. During "Imagination Time," he is wearing a life preserver and visualizing himself on a sailboat. He is alarmed by Bart's sudden intervention with tales of pirates, but eventually revolts with the other elderly patients and leaves the Retirement Castle with Bart. He is seen frolicking with the other seniors around Springfield, including making a person-star in the park, cane-fencing with the Crazy Old Jewish Man (in which he uses his wooden leg as a secret weapon), and hopping gently along (and falling over). He goes on a cruise with Bart and the rest of the seniors, where he observes Grampa doing the limbo. At medication time, however, he is overcome by the desire for his normal routine. He is nearly saved by Jack Lalaine after the boat is hit by Mr. Burns' yacht, and ultimately by the bouncy qualities of Homer's springs.

Dialogue:

LISA:"B-3!"
JASPER: "You sunk my battleship."
LISA:"G-52!"
JASPER: "You sunk my battleship."

JASPER: "Pirates?!"

GRAMPA: "If I get up, someone will take my chair!"
JASPER: "Got that right, it's the only one left with padding!"
ALL OLD PEOPLE: "Padding..."

BART: "Come on, people, you don't want to stay in a place where they vacuum you while you sleep!"
JASPER: "They do what now?"

BART: "Hey everybody, how'd you like to go on a real boating trip?"
JASPER: "I'm there!"

GRAMPA: "Yeah, let's play bingo!"
JASPER: "You sunk my battleship!"

JASPER: "Get him! He's killed us all!"

Monty Can't Buy Me Love - Jasper attends the MegaStore opening.

They Saved Lisa's Brain - Jasper attends Grandma Plopwell Pudding's "How Low Can You Go" contest, and is also present at the State of the City Address.

30 Minutes Over Tokyo - Jasper sits behind Mr. Burns at Chuck Garabidian's Mega-Savings Seminar.

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