JASPER: THE MERCHANDISE

Over the years at least 2 companies have released merchandise relating to Jasper. Let's see what they're like.

Jasper: The Toy:

Playmates' popular (but now defunct) Simpsons "World of Springfield" line released Jasper as a pack-in with its Retirement Castle playset in July 2002. Jasper is accessorized with his trusty cane.

Lines spoken by the Jasper toy:

• "What's this about Gabbo?"
• "Was that me, or was that you?"
• "I can see again! All the beauty of N-- D'oh! I'm blind!"
• "Sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'!"
• "You shot who in the what now?"
• "Oh... better call the nurse."

Jasper: The Bucket At The Desk Near Where I Work:

On the way to my cubicle while returning from the bathroom, this handsome metal bucket is on display. It prominently features a winter-clothed Jasper shaking his fist at Bart and Milhouse on one side. It was reportedly once filled with three bags of Doritos.